{"id":181990,"date":"2025-05-17T16:47:52","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T16:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scriptsforstage.co.uk\/wp\/?post_type=product&#038;p=181990"},"modified":"2025-05-17T20:33:28","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T20:33:28","slug":"traffic","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/scriptsforstage.co.uk\/wp\/product\/traffic\/","title":{"rendered":"Secrets of a Traffic Warden"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pl-7961\" class=\"panel-layout\">\n<div id=\"pg-7961-0\" class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\" data-style=\"{&quot;background_image_attachment&quot;:false,&quot;background_display&quot;:&quot;tile&quot;,&quot;cell_alignment&quot;:&quot;flex-start&quot;}\">\n<div id=\"pgc-7961-0-0\" class=\"panel-grid-cell\" data-weight=\"1\">\n<div id=\"panel-7961-0-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"0\" data-style=\"{&quot;background_image_attachment&quot;:false,&quot;background_display&quot;:&quot;tile&quot;}\">\n<div class=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\">\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Secrets of a Traffic Warden<\/h1>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">A Monologue<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Written by Mike Everley<\/em><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Read the full script on-line for &#8216;Secrets of a Traffic Warden&#8217; below.<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A short monologue about the exploits of a Traffic Warden, including ticketing a circus elephant and protestors glued to the road. 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