{"id":150549,"date":"2022-10-10T17:35:53","date_gmt":"2022-10-10T17:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scriptsforstage.co.uk\/wp\/?page_id=150549"},"modified":"2026-04-16T03:28:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T03:28:22","slug":"appetisers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/scriptsforstage.co.uk\/wp\/script-library\/appetisers\/","title":{"rendered":"Appetisers at Seven, Appendicitis at Eight"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pl-150549\"  class=\"panel-layout\" ><div id=\"pg-150549-0\"  class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\" ><div id=\"pgc-150549-0-0\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-150549-0-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"0\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t>\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n\t<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Appetisers at Seven, Appendicitis at Eight<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Written by<\/h2>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">H.E. Hubler<\/h3>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">A 3-act farcical comedy<\/h4>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Read the full script for 'Appetisers at Seven, Appendicitis at Eight' below<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To win back the women who have broken up with them, Arthur and Edwin plan to fake an episode of appendicitis during a dinner party. 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Hubler A 3-act farcical comedy Read the full script for &#8216;Appetisers at Seven, Appendicitis at Eight&#8217; below To win back the women who have broken up with them, Arthur and Edwin plan to fake an episode of appendicitis during a dinner party. 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